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# 6pm EST comes and goes, and so does Mr Camping, what a surprise
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# raptors are no laughing matter
pfft

I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# also, I'll repoastle this as it is mildly relevant what with the whole 2nd visit of jc and whatnot

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Well put :)
Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devil
down here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yeh
and you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Doesn't seem very sporting.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# was it proper rapture or serious rapture?
/ken clarke blog
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
no, no, rapture is not always rapture.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *checks clock*
apparently so
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# ahahahahahah!
fuck it, time for bed.
g'night all!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Night luv!
We're off too, gonna watch Ghostbusters II and see if it's as bad as we remember!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# i watched that a couple of weeks ago
it mostly is as bad as you remember.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Even as a child I recall thinking
'That kid's not real, it's a doll on strings, and NOW he's on a fucking trolley!' That's my over riding memory, says something right there, surely.

So, yeh, this is gonna be a good giggle!

BFN folks, xxx

*edit* child teen

Yes it was as bad as I remember, you spend the whole movie going 'When do they start busting ghosts!?' and then the stature of liberty starts walking and people start singing and it all goes a bit Spiderman 2.

Good for beered up banter, but good lord, missed the sequel bullseye by a MILE!

Time for bed...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# wish i didn't have the box set :D
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# We watched the first one last week and all I could think through out was
FUCK they smoke a LOT don't they!?

Night luv!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very nice mr! Happy Bugger The Religious Nutters Day!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Clever girl.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# arf!

And also: it's the VELOCIRAPTOR
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
He looks so happy!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# That is because he is happy
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# So he should, he's got a new bike!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i warned 'im about that saddle
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# ahahaha
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# I was gonna say "needs more tash"
but then I saw it's not a fixey, so all is good :)

glad he's enjoying his ride into oblivion :)
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Imma raptor!
Doin what I can
Til the appearance of man
Yo yo see me, livin below the soil
I'll be back but I'm coming as oil.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sounds like the theme tune for a Saturday morning cartoon.
Slippy the Oil-Based Raptor.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# "a Hanna-Barbera production"
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# They already did "Fred and Barney meets the Thing".
I think they've got this one.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I thought you were joking!!!
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I wish I were. I really do.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# another quality vhs rip
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# It looks like it was recorded with a Sega Game Gear.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
#

(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# :D hahahahahaha
"FREE-BASEBARBERA production"
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# this has appropriate levels of FUCK
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# FUCK
yay
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK
hahahaha I like this
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Mrs Doubtfire quote I memorised as younger one.
Given the context you werent far off.
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Straight outta Rapture
a crazy muthafucka called JC
ma crib was a manger as a baby
30 years later, some fuckin haters,
nailed my ass to cross now I'm greater... erm
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Johnny B in da House! what what!
Baptise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Judas, was a hero to most
J-j-judas, was a hero to most,
J-judas, was a hero to most,
but he never meant shit to me, cos he straight up trait'rous as fuck, man it's simple and plain, muthaFUCK him and Magdelene...
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# And the Apostle 12 sing:
"Its a hard knock life, for us
Its a hard knock life, FOR US!!"
(, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# sweet shop :)
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# you absolute bastard...i thought you'd let this compo go....CLICK
winnar...YOU MAY ALL STOP POSTING NOW.
(, Sun 22 May 2011, 3:16, archived)