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# 6pm EST comes and goes, and so does Mr Camping, what a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# raptors are no laughing matter
pfft

I actually got raptured a couple of hours ago, but decided to come back. Apparently wiping of the arse is frowned upon up there and they don't have any animals.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# also, I'll repoastle this as it is mildly relevant what with the whole 2nd visit of jc and whatnot

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Well put :)
Some great Jesus faces there, I particularly like Determined Detective Jesus in panel 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 22 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
# up there, you have to join Gods army for a war against the devil
down here you get to have a beer, a kiss and a cuddle, pat the dog and fight zombies. On paper I have to say heaven sounds like the shitty end of the stick.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# yeh
and you'd have to fight on the same side as a bunch of fucking eunuchs, ex-popes, nuns and other general nancy-boys versus a bunch of demons, murderers, rapists etc plus all of the people in the world clever enough to be agnostic/atheist. I know who'd I'd bet on to win that fight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# But much like the USA, they will have God on their side, and therefore cannot lose.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# Doesn't seem very sporting.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# was it proper rapture or serious rapture?
/ken clarke blog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
no, no, rapture is not always rapture.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *checks clock*
apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# ahahahahahah!
fuck it, time for bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Night luv!
We're off too, gonna watch Ghostbusters II and see if it's as bad as we remember!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# i watched that a couple of weeks ago
it mostly is as bad as you remember.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Even as a child I recall thinking
'That kid's not real, it's a doll on strings, and NOW he's on a fucking trolley!' That's my over riding memory, says something right there, surely.

So, yeh, this is gonna be a good giggle!

BFN folks, xxx

*edit* child teen

Yes it was as bad as I remember, you spend the whole movie going 'When do they start busting ghosts!?' and then the stature of liberty starts walking and people start singing and it all goes a bit Spiderman 2.

Good for beered up banter, but good lord, missed the sequel bullseye by a MILE!

Time for bed...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# wish i didn't have the box set :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# We watched the first one last week and all I could think through out was
FUCK they smoke a LOT don't they!?

Night luv!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very nice mr! Happy Bugger The Religious Nutters Day!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Clever girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# arf!

And also: it's the VELOCIRAPTOR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# haha!
He looks so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# That is because he is happy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# So he should, he's got a new bike!
www.b3ta.com/board/9891441
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i warned 'im about that saddle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:20, archived)
# I was gonna say "needs more tash"
but then I saw it's not a fixey, so all is good :)

glad he's enjoying his ride into oblivion :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Imma raptor!
Doin what I can
Til the appearance of man
Yo yo see me, livin below the soil
I'll be back but I'm coming as oil.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Sounds like the theme tune for a Saturday morning cartoon.
Slippy the Oil-Based Raptor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# "a Hanna-Barbera production"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# They already did "Fred and Barney meets the Thing".
I think they've got this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I thought you were joking!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIbM-sftdWA
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I wish I were. I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:54, archived)
# another quality vhs rip
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# It looks like it was recorded with a Sega Game Gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:47, archived)
# :D hahahahahaha
"FREE-BASEBARBERA production"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:51, archived)
# this has appropriate levels of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:53, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
# FUCK
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# FUCK
hahahaha I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Mrs Doubtfire quote I memorised as younger one.
Given the context you werent far off.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Straight outta Rapture
a crazy muthafucka called JC
ma crib was a manger as a baby
30 years later, some fuckin haters,
nailed my ass to cross now I'm greater... erm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Johnny B in da House! what what!
Baptise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
'tise it like its hot
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Judas, was a hero to most
J-j-judas, was a hero to most,
J-judas, was a hero to most,
but he never meant shit to me, cos he straight up trait'rous as fuck, man it's simple and plain, muthaFUCK him and Magdelene...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:52, archived)
# And the Apostle 12 sing:
"Its a hard knock life, for us
Its a hard knock life, FOR US!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 21 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# sweet shop :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 22 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# you absolute bastard...i thought you'd let this compo go....CLICK
winnar...YOU MAY ALL STOP POSTING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 3:16, archived)