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my own rhubarb should be ready to pick in a week or two :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, archived)

next door's cat has decided that my rhubarb is the perfect place to roll around

and that the indentations I have dug for my asparagus are a group of fresh shitters into which he should shit at his own merry whim.

I'm normally a peaceful and animal loving individual but I am tempted to flay the animal and wear it's skin as a hat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50, archived)

I bought 250 wooden kebab skewers from the 99p shop

the bits of my garden where I don't want the cat to shit look like a porcupine right now, but it works

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, archived)

I was thinking or planting a border of wild garlic

apparently they dislike the smell... and I love the taste so everybody wins

... although your idea will probably be adopted in the mean time ... I might even place some of my GI Joe action men in amongst the skewers!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, archived)

This sounds a plan

My Rhubarb isn't doing too well at the moment

The Courgettes in the greenhouse are flourishing though - first flower opened today
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, archived)

well done those courgettes

my beans have started flowering and my strawberries but much of the other stuff is just doing away... I was looking at the celery this morning and it's going yellow so I think I'll need to find some other feed for it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, archived)

strawberries are full of flowers

but I bet the bastard Squirrels eat them all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:01, archived)

~~cat~~ MILF

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:13, archived)