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# Best not, eh?
Sunstantial amount of fail going on here; Not least for the massive filesize.

Edit: Now delete the post - I dare you!

(, Fri 27 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# how big is it?
i'm using chrome and so far as i can tell, in their infinite wisdom google have made sure that if i click on "inspect element" i get reams of useless shit about the html and no information on the actual picture
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# It's about 2MB
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# fuck me
no wonder everyone's pissed off
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# hehe...quite
It's that - along with the multi-combo of leeching the pic from somewhere else, not having dicked with it at all, and basically failing in a highly epic manner all round.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# It's not even loading here.
I'm assuming it's been etched onto slates which are then mailed via UPS at a rate of one frame per hour.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Not too far from the truth, as it happens
:D
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# It contains Holly Willoughby, so I was distracted for a while.
After I'd come, I realised it was 2MB. Please add my name to the list of signatories to this fail. I hope that by adding my name to the list, it will serve to further infuriate those who spend a lot of time and effort on a picture/anim, only to get a handful of comments. I can only imagine how it must feel for them to see a fucktard post a DVD-sized gif and receive a mountain of fanmail.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# She is rather lovely.
I completely understand.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Please take a ticket...
The board page is over 4MB without the anim.
Surely hatemail is more like what it was, but since the rapture never happened its not that bad in the grand scheme of things, although you would think that I just summoned the rapture all by myself.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# So, your idea to add 50% more page-weight, in one single animation
was all part of the plan?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Nah
The 4MB is an observation, this page is hardly light, so all the whining about mobile phones and stuff, well it has merit but its hardly a 10 fold increase.

But still, I cocked up anyway for some reason.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# anyone looking at b3ta on a mobile phone
is asking for fucking enormous data charges and frankly deserves what they get. but there are people on capped broadband and b3ta alone can use up quite a bit of that.

plus i tend to feel it's just simple reasonable manners to optimise something as far as possible. alas, they raised the file-size "limit" from an arbitrary 50k to an equally arbitrary 100k, so everyone posts pictures that are a WHOLE 100k big!!!! there's no craftsmanship anymore.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Its funny
because I optimise all my jpegs and pngs. Even thinking about efficient packet loading.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# i'm lazy
i just throw them up at as near to 100k as i can be bothered to make them. and i'm too lazy to make animations. i've avoided flaming so far. i just tend to get ignored instead.

life is hard.
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# not true
I have unlimited data as do most current contracts
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)