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# that is the best idea ever
Michael Bay should direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# McG, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Uwe Bol or GTFO
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Or Brett Ratner
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# How about Chris Columbus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe Paul W.S. Anderson?
Another genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# arrrrggghhhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I knew that'd get you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# christ I hate that cunt
at least Uwe Boll knows he's shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^ this
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to disagree
BloodRayne 3 has a fantastic lesbian vampire sex scene and Postal was quite amusing

Uwe Boil is an amusing director with a fantastic appreciation for the female body
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Uwe Boll, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Michael Mann for the first half
then David Lynch to wake us up in the second

Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker can do the credits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Eon Productions would have *no* problem with that, I'm sure.
Wasn't Sam Mendes up for doing the next one (that is, before MGM/UA went belly-up)?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# he's still doing it, according to IMDB (which is probably bollocks)
I only know Sam Mendes from that tits & bag film
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I was lost after Michael Mann
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I told you that would never last.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Jarhead's Revolutionary Road to American Perdition?
Or was it the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# the one with the tits & bag
and Kevin Spacey in a garage

wait, I might be thinking of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Ishtar?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# it certainly contained some of the same letters
and I bet some elements of the dialogue are similar too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Superman Returns ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# that was in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Yes he was seeing Peggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)