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# You know, I know, everyone knows it's time to remake the old James Bond films, this time starring Jude Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# that is the best idea ever
Michael Bay should direct.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# McG, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Uwe Bol or GTFO
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Or Brett Ratner
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# How about Chris Columbus?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Maybe Paul W.S. Anderson?
Another genius.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# arrrrggghhhh!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I knew that'd get you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# christ I hate that cunt
at least Uwe Boll knows he's shit..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# ^ this
muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'm going to have to disagree
BloodRayne 3 has a fantastic lesbian vampire sex scene and Postal was quite amusing

Uwe Boil is an amusing director with a fantastic appreciation for the female body
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Uwe Boll, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Michael Mann for the first half
then David Lynch to wake us up in the second

Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker can do the credits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# Eon Productions would have *no* problem with that, I'm sure.
Wasn't Sam Mendes up for doing the next one (that is, before MGM/UA went belly-up)?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# he's still doing it, according to IMDB (which is probably bollocks)
I only know Sam Mendes from that tits & bag film
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I was lost after Michael Mann
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# I told you that would never last.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Jarhead's Revolutionary Road to American Perdition?
Or was it the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)
# the one with the tits & bag
and Kevin Spacey in a garage

wait, I might be thinking of Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Ishtar?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# it certainly contained some of the same letters
and I bet some elements of the dialogue are similar too
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Superman Returns ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)
# that was in Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Yes he was seeing Peggy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Oddly,
by merely reading the subject line - I knew it was you.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Officer, your powerz of deduction are legendary.
lulz

*wave*

Good ning, Sir - all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Very well, thanks
Apart from, that is, tearing the cuff clean off my shirt this morning on escaping the flat.
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# did you lock yourself in again?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I have to make sure that the fissile material
is properly secured before I head off to work.

as any fule kno.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Nice one, Nin.... oh
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# haha, good lord, I can barely put up with Daniel Craig as Bond...
anyway, we all know the only person who could have ever been the perfect Bond was Sid James.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Phwooar Your Eyes Only?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# With M turning around part way in with the line
Carry on James


www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVtoztPJMoM
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# actually, I rather like Daniel Craig as Bond
He gives him a whole new character. Brosnan wasn't right - he was too brown, and I didn't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# He was no Timothy Dalton
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# :D
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ^too this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# a sure fire way to kill a franchise
if ever i heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Looks like he's regreting putting his gun next to his face..... so soon after using super gue....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)