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# i like this
can you guess why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# man who has two dicks which are cucumbers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ribbed for her pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Calls Mr Hire for two kangoo hammers, waits...
goes to Lidl and buys four
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I'm listening....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# love the biohazard design
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Because you like two side by side....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Front and back?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I'd say two for each....... but I may get into trouble ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# yes. yes you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# I'v already left the counrty......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)
# you get a 2-week headstart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# You will have probably fallen victim to a cucumber by then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# now, when you say "fallen victim to a cucumber"
are we talking about food-related sickness here, or some kind of perverted sexual accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Either, these cucumbers will stop at nothing...
In their quest for world domination.....
It's just a matter of time before they think of even more ways to destoy us...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# damn those green devils!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Eat them quiker Smashy and save the world....
You're our only hope.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# TO THE SALAD CRISPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# This whole thing makes me smirk when I shouldn't:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13608396
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i eat cucumber most days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# it should be
but it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Haha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SORRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! brettvincent hmmmm, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# now then now then
what's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# she'll never get that lot in without chewing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Recipies like that.......
She ought to go on masterchef....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Take 1 cucumber.....
.....and err that's it really.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# she can take more than one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)
# And here's our experts opion ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hey, i'm no KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Well when we talk food......
You've always got an orignal recipie to share..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
# How about...
CDCucumber
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha.....
it is adults and female adults, in particular.
Scientists simply do not know why.....
The anser wouldn't simply be that women just eat more salad than men then...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# That looked like a photoshop...........
women like fucking vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)
# only because we can lean on their wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# it's in colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
# i like colours
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)