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[challenge entry] is it a bird? is it a plane? oh, fuck, it's Melon Man!

From the The Worst Superheroes Ever challenge. See all 189 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# He talks so hip!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
# *calls cops*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# and yet he's such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# You're twisting my Melon Man!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# able to leap tall produce in a single bound
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# only if you throw him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Juicy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:24, archived)
# it's a bitter, bitter juuice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)
# :D lol
and has bad skin xD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# By day Mild flavoured Kent Aloupe sits in the fruits and farm produce aisle
By night he is melon man, where he also sits in that aisle but with a mask on.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)