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# It would make my lifie if someone ran into a store and yelled 'spoon'.
One night while in a drunken state, me and a friend drove around San Francisco while jumping out and running up to people and discussing their dental hygiene habits.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# please tell me you're not wacky
or i may have to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# maybe he's "Zany"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I'm rather boring these days.
Just a single guy living on a massive timber ranch. I can only dream of city life now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)
# A timber ranch?
So do you have a horse-mounted timber drive when you want to move your timber from one place to another?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:08, archived)
# I leave the timber alone!
I guess I am weird.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Weird perhaps just as long as you're not wacky and zany Smashy will get smashy!
Are you rich and single then?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# if he is, i saw him first!
i'm bored now, so i just cut my pants in half.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha.
Who's zany now?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i'm just easily amused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a little worried about your current wackiness
I think you have been infected by the spoon, b/w squirrel and recycling bin brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# they're too big
i keep meaning to bin them, but i always forget until i'm walking down the road, hoiking them up. cutting them in half ensures they'll go in the bin this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
# so is rosie o'donnell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Oh that
Rosie O'Donnell
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# I'm just a normal but energetic one when drunk.
That was a long time ago. When I had a liver.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# hmmmm
i'll let you off with a warning this time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I only realized 20 years later
that it was like this guy-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mal_Sharpe

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Sounds a bit wacky to me.
Best break out the big sticks just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# sticks?
i don't need..........
.........sticks.........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# BIG sticks.
Right big ones with all knobbles on.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# knobbles, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Knobbles.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# i do like the odd knobble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# They don't come much odder than these ones
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Tha' some fancy stick, eh Smashy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)