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# Just out of interest
what percentage of all pics posted here achieve 'success' in your opinion?
And what constitutes success?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Success is roughly 56% carbohydrates, 26% protein, 11% fat, and the rest is nice burnt crunchy bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# May I perhaps recommend today's special, The Failure, sir?
There's nothing pleasant about it, but it does have the advantage that if you drop it on the floor and accidentally step on it, it probably won't make it any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
# OK, that's three FAILs and a soup of the day for us, please.
Thursday, if there's a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
# failure is not out to fuck you
failure wants you to fuck it, to fuck it all
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WojRRJrORIg
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Yeah but
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cor3wjbS4Gg
It's a very quiet recording, turn it up!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:59, archived)
# really? I thought she was a punk rocker
 
not bad eh but still no Franz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# MAYBE I JUST HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUNG AND SUCCESSFUL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# no, no, I think it's because they're not really as good as they think they are
 
that happens a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:47, archived)
# I love the video.
And yeah I made the "Sheena is a punk rocker" connection.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:46, archived)
# I didn't make it all through to the end
there was a woman dancing, and the band prancing about a bit

did I miss something amazing there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Oh Rap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:06, archived)
# I skipped forward and there is a bit around 1:22 where her head goes a bit meaty but what of it?
now here is a fucking video with some teeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0B8qDQFJ0I
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:57, archived)
# I guess I only like art school twats with enough sense to mock themselves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oy3nzfA3Qk
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 5:59, archived)
# shit man! you woke up my neighbors
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Recently, about 67 or 68%.
Success has a number of discrete criteria.
I don't have time to elaborate on these.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
too busy making successful pictures, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
# As ever.
Look, I was trying to be nice about a freebase pic when, in common with a lot of people, I'm usually dismissive of them.
And you're just trying to goad me into being unreasonable, inconsistent and argumentative when I'm trying to have a day off from all that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
# More of a tickle than a goad :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)
# SUCCESS (sort of)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
# wtf
Carrots in a doner?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Questioning the ingredients in this delicacy can only lead to heartache.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)
# something
about heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Also:
Flailing stoners on TotP shocker:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iD_qZ3hTDo&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Come on, stay awake.
Stay with us. We could be here for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# But, sir, I'm tired, sir.
You only seem to turn up when I'm thinking of heading off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Steady on, old chap!
There might be children watching!

But do what you want. Much as I enjoy your company, I have no wish to dictate your sleep patterns.

(that was a subtle GH there)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Yeah, nice GH there.
My GH earlier about the freebase pic nearly backfired, though.
It clearly can't be deployed willy-nilly.

I've been browsing pics on google, hoping for inspiration for a successful pic.
This might not be the best way to go about it, I keep finding myself drawn to the ghoulish and unpleasant.
I'm gonna end up doing another bel-air if I'm not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)
# GH?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# George Harrison.
edit:
explanation towards the end of this thread...
www.b3ta.com/board/10454386#post10454431
editedit: more like halfway down, just above the robot
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# *is enlightened*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Who could disparage a ghoulish and unpleasant Bel-Air pic? (despite the screen-hogging dimensions)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Bring out your FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Oh, go on then:

Click for bigger (280 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
now THAT's a successful picture.
Also: FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)
# FRESH
and rather precarious.
I found this in my grandpa's memorabilia box from his time with the nazi space programme:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:07, archived)
# After your gaz yesterday I found a full version of the gig on youtube.
The visuals were pretty crappy (from a phone I think) but the sound was straight from the sound board. It did look like a wonderful set. I'd love to see the BBC version.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# It's superb. The sound engineering and everything. Worth pursuing, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)
# whose gig?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Radiohead, the 97 Glastonbury set.
The BBC showed it yesterday but I can't get iPlayer here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:11, archived)
# here being outside the UK?
Do proxy sites not work for that?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Long story short:
I've installed Tor and tried with that. No problem getting a UK IP address, but Flash player (and therefore iPlayer) doesn't work by default under Tor.
I think I found a work-around today but I haven't tested it yet. There are conflicting 'solutions' online as well as plenty of responses to those solutions saying they don't work. We'll see I guess. I would love to get iPlayer working.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:42, archived)
# It's definitely worth getting if you can.
I almost never watch TV any more, just iplayer.
/bbc sponsored message.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:48, archived)
# It was Radiohead.
Not hugely keen meself, but mofaha is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Really?
How can you not like Radiohead?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I do like Radiohead. And this particular gig has been reproduced gorgeously.
But, being a suicidally-inclined kind of dood, I can sometimes find their records a bit suffocating to listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Fair enough.
Like the depressed priest on Father Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)
# Yep.
Comical etc, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 3:57, archived)
# 4am!
I'm off, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 4:02, archived)
#
See me inna 'alter back
Sey me gi' you heart attack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:43, archived)
# OH FREEBS YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 2:56, archived)