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# If only using Apple products didn't make me want to destroy the entire universe starting with the stupid goddamn fucking one-button mouse piece of shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# did you not sell your belongings and upgrade to the PC like 2 button or the 3rd mortgage strokeable mouse?
I'm sorry, you're not rich enough to get the most out of our products, please only enter the apple store with this paper bag labelled "leper" on your head from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# It's only ever when I've been freelancing in an office
and they say "we've only got Macs here" and then it takes me about 20 times longer to do my job because it's like working with one hand tied behind my back while the "user-friendly" OS does its level best to hide all the files I've been working on

It's like using a computer designed by a retarded cretin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# You're serious, aren't you?
So you never found the 'files created today/this week / month etc' one-click search that's built into any finder window?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I'm serious
I just want to see a file tree. I really don't understand why Apple have such an aversion to showing me one.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Sorry, I'm really not trying to be contrary.
But Finder windows do use list/tree views:
km.support.apple.com/library/APPLE/APPLECARE_ALLGEOS/HT2470/304725_02.png

That's what I have set as default, as I agree with you, it makes finding stuff much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# But then you go to find another file location, perhaps to copy something
and it loses where you were before so you have to go through the whole rigmarole again

I can feel my blood rising just imagining it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Hang on a minute...
The one-button mouse thing is way old news. They've been shipping with multi-touch mice for ages. Also, like upgrading the shit headphones you get bundled with MP3 players, if you've got any chops at all, you'll buy a decent 3rd party wireless mouse.

Like my trusty Logitech, loyal little beasty that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Not in any office I've ever had to work on one in
Also, whoever designed their "Finder" thing wants shooting in the fucking head
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# You work in 1992
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I wish I did
fags would be cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ABSOLUTELY
and their keyboards have no Home and End keys!!

Mainly they are like the US... Far too insular and protective.
Their way or the highway.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# What is this - The Daily Mail Accuracy Club?
wsnet.colostate.edu/cwis13/product_images/MB110LLA.jpg

Home and end keys... ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Oh! Sorry...
I was only basing that knowledge on Mac book Pro keyboards.
(The ones with the unibody cases)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# :)
The reason I'm always packing a full-scale external keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# A Hash key on the Mac Book pro would be nice.
I still don't know where it is! Um...!@£$%^&*()_+-={}[]:;"'|\,.?/# Ah there it is!
Alt 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I still think it's scandalous
that people pay so much for an ipod and get the crappiest fucking earphones ever supplied with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# People who buy iPods are, quite frankly, idiots
and deserve everything they get
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# My current mp3 player is acting up.
Any suggestions on what to get?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I have an 8Gb Sony Walkman
it's a little beauty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# I remember the days when all they used was that ghastly atrac3.
I will have to do some research.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Sansa Clip+
With Rockbox installed
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Oooh sounds intriguing, danka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, all dedicated MP3 players should die...
As almost all smartphones nowadays can play music and video, why carry around 2 things, just upgrade to a modern phone and scrap the extra unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# I don't want a smart arse phone, maybe if it sucked my cock I'd get one.
But until then...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# But they don't turn you into a smart arse.
Google maps on your phone is worth 'the price of admission' alone and then if ya don't wanna use anything else just have a shiny new phone.
Most non-'smart' phones can play MP3s too nowadays, so it's just common sense to merge devices.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Google maps & Locations on my htc are both shit
Worked better on my old Nokia N95
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Very true.
There's a guy in the office here who carries a Blackberry, iPod, 2 iPhones and an HTC (which is very lovely, incidentally).
I guess he's keeping his tailor in employment by the amount of pockets he must wear out.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Oh dear.
I carry a phone and a small mp3. Hardly weighs me down and I don't need a utility belt!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# ^THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
I don't care if they've improved them since. They had their chance, the one time I was forced to do a bit of photoshopping on a mac about 5 years ago and they blew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)