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# Props to old McDonald
and a click for da pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I understand he's something of a agrarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
#
RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# No. Some of my best friends are farmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# you know what Mr V
I love you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I swear to god that if you ever hook me up to that monstrosity again I will hunt you down like an animal and have my way with you.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Better than a horse link
A barney link
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# He was the world's first black man
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# No, that was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# No you're thinking of Tim Westwood.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Your cheese game is strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# You should see my impersonation of an elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I have
A polish immigrant is still trying to unblock that toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
#
That's something noone would forget!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# WHO'S IN THE HOUSE?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Well, since I'm at work
it must be burglers.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Or him
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Of course if you haven't seen Lost Highway, it's just a picture of a freaky man with makeup on his face :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# I'm torn on Lost Highway.
I know it's very entre nous to praise Lynch to the skies, but sometimes I think he's just taking the piss.

/not really Peter Bradshaw blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Oh don't get me wrong, I thought it was a pile of toss
/Very much in the Lynch taking the piss camp
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# That said,
The Straight Story was absolutely wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Yes! One of the best films ever
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# hold on...
better than Con Air?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Pfffft.
Nothing in this universe is better than Con Air, except cheese and maybe sausages.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I said "One of"
Its right up there with Con Air and The Nutty Professor 2: the Klumps
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I have a close friend who is a avid cinema go-er and has conventionally good taste in film
who feverishly believes Con Air is a cinematic masterpiece and that Nicholas Cage hasn't ever made a bad film...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Is it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# it is not me
I struggle to watch anything with him in after Leaving Las Vegas...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# I really enjoyed Raising Arizona.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Raising Arizona: good film
National Treasure: bad film
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I have to admit I had no fucking clue until about a year ago that he was anything to Coppola
Which made me realise why he still makes film and gets paid.

He was fine in Kick Ass but no better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Bad Lieutenant was a good film
but the original was a better film and it's a good role which he didn't play any differently to how it has been played before...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Usual phrase to employ:
"I'll give you that fiver back when Simon West wins the Best Director Oscar"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Laura Croft was a g..
I can't bring myself to finish that sentence.

He's currently producing "Night of the Living Dead: Origins (3D)" so... one to put in the calendar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Latest google news entry for West "Simon West to Direct 'The Expendables 2"
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# fuck a doodle do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# You are both completely wrong.
It was utterly, utterly boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Why is it always emotionally dead inside in your posts?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Nope Mr Bond,
I gonna have to call you on that one. Great film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I'm afraid you're wrong, Msr Futtock. It was the cinematic equivalent of visiting one's decrepid grandparents
without even the knowledge that at least you'd get a few quid at the end when they cark it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# I've been trying to watch Twin Peaks again since I regained my freedom
but I keep getting bored and watching 120z mouse instead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# 120z mouse is fucking amazing though
‎"... we need you to drive him to Cheese Industries, you don't even know where that is, that's why we picked you - because everybody else knows..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# "he's rectangulary
that's how you'll know him, by his rectangulryness..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again
comments like that distinguish you as someone with exquisite taste
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *blushes*
bless you, Archie :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# when I think of Grunty I think refinement, poise and fine living
... and then my mind wanders and I think of how raspberries are often disappointing and then I think about whether I should get up and go and water the vegetable patch which reminds me I need to find something to do with all the kale I have and THEN I remember I'm supposed to be working
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# ... most of all I think that boxing is abhorrent
and that the people who promote it should be at the head of the call up list for the next big land battle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Boxing is indeed, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:19, archived)
# first one not to get brain damage wins
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:23, archived)
# :)
refinement, poise and fine living Oh, he's stumbling home drunk every other night as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# that's my pure definition of fine living
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Living the dream :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# well, Jeffrey Bernard's dream at best...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ^THIS^
With added "WHAT THE FUCKING"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
# ^this
with added : "CANNOT UNSEE"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# here...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# 'call me' , I love that scene
if someone could tell me the background music playing during it I'd be eternally grateful


www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHj8CqZPHE
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Is this it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJM-k-Rq86c
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
# hell yes
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# *tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# nonsense - Derek Griffiths
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# He's not black, he's a Minstrel Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:50, archived)