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# 'What does it have in its pocketses, Precioussss - A Machete?'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Classic tagline :D
(Meagrom, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# This is great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Nice
(cue my first ever shameless repost)


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(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:23, archived)
# relevant repost is relevant
nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
# tranbo!
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Ah man, if only I'd thought of that...
As it was this was a response to Nick Griffin's hilarious claims of militant homosexuals on question time that one time.
(Le Petit Dodo went extinct on, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Ramboa, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# madame-bo
and don't call me shirley
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# arf!
also, FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# I have a stress headache just behind my right eye
caused by not getting a good night sleep due to 3.30am morning shifts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# had a good night's sleep
due to over-proof absinthe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I read that as oven-proof.
and wondered why you were still alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Sound like the stuff to give you a worse headache in the morning - never tasted it myself.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# only had 2
just enough to help me sleep, not enough to give me a hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)
# This is why there's an internet
I've just discovered that crows like melon rind.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
# corvids are highly intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Mister Crow, Mister Crow
Eats the things that away you throw
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:39, archived)
# i don't throw much away
as i don't eat much to throw away
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Masturbating whilst bored is mandatory.
Also, how did your fortnight go?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
# fine,until last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Uh-oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
# got a phonecall off one of the lads
asking if i'd let the gasman in to read the meter. when i said i had, he kicked off on me! said i had no right to let him in! apparently, because their bill is estimated, they pay the minimum amount. his fella phoned me back later and said he'd had murder with him, told him he was out of order. he better stay the fuck away from me for a while :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# What a cunt.
Sounds like he needs a slap or eight.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# just because he's paranoid schizophrenic
doesn't mean i'm going to let him talk to me like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# It could be worse.
You could live next door to one of my neighbours.

Horrible scum bag chav cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# ha!
got an alcoholic next door and an alcoholic pikey fuck with a violent psycho brother above him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)
# well, i do live in sefton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# For some reason, I thought you lived in Litherland?!
Anyway, I get my ink done on Lark Lane at Fallen Angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)
# nah, seaforth
i'm confusing myself! used to get mine done at oakey's on melling road, before he shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
# I usually find my estimated bills are way over
So meter readings actually put my bill in credit. They must be using massive amounts for the estimated bills to seem "low".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
# i think he's just being a cunt, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Ahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
#

well, has it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No idea but the odds are in favour of it
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# :)
Theme tune would be that awful Leonard Nimoy song
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# haha that's epic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# this is great, and inspired my post up above
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)