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# I found a stone at the beach that looks like John Merrick.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I'm not an animal I'm a blurry picture
DOF problems ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Black nail varnish?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# But is it the same black nail varnish as the one on the smug fridge picture below?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# not my hand.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# so either you chopped this person's hand off to take an out of focus picture of it
or you live in this person's head often taking out of focus pictures of near things.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Not your hand, not your camera
Did you actually post this?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# None of the above!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# No, just bad circulation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Like the Daily Star
who actually read that thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# so you took a picture of the beach behind it instead... good thinking
:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# My phone doesnt have a camera so my mate took it.
In Brighton, even our stones are full of characters :)
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# John McCririck, surely
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# The Macro setting is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I really don't understand how the camera's autofocus sytem managed to get the beach in sharp focus
but totally miss the very big close thing that takes up most of the screen - I think the camera had a mental breakdown and said "fuck this I'm going to focus on infinity with too little DoF to focus that big blob in front!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# You should post examples of your photographic skills on Sunday
Everyone loves them. The bigger the better.

In other news: EMOOO NAAAIIIILLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Nothing wrong with black nail varnish
it was all big in the 80's all very Sisters of Mercy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Yes, but those were times of intelligence and impeccable taste
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# leg warmers and snoods yay for taste! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Only the tips of my nails are black.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Use a nail-brush
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# what kind of rich cunt do you think I am ?
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# An Emo one?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Emos don't exist anymore.
It went from emo (thanks MCR) to scene/new-rave (thanks Huduken) which split into crusties (thanks dubstep) and metal heads (which always existed anyways)


Iv always been non-conformist...like all my friends.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Poundland is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Language, Timothy!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I steal bog roll from poundland.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Get me some while you're there, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# yeah, you want some shoddy wedding celebration merchandise whilst I'm at it ?
nice name btw.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# You've talked me into it...
G'wan then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# we should all do this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
#
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# I told you it looks like John Merrick :)

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# yeah
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Aargghhh !
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)