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# trying to smoke out the closet herpetologists, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
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They probably were, but then would it scare him to find out that nearly all reptiles have what is basically 2 penises (penii??) called hemipenes, they can use each one alternately.
Bloody handy if you popped abanjo string on one.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# I had already wiki'd and found this out.
If you're scared by the fact some reptiles have 2 willys then you haven't been hanging out on the internet long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# On a related note, a strangely fascinating video of a duck getting an erection:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Aw man, he gets duck jizz on his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Is that why Donald doesn't wear any pants
"Hey ladies, look at this"
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# I'm wondering what the seminal groove
sounds like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)