it makes me spend the day sunbathing
mostly because my chances of drawing anything this awesome are about the same as my chances of growing celery out of my nipples
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:47,
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i used to burn all the time
but years of burning and peeling have finally paid off!
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 17:55,
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It's not even just that.
When I tan I don't go brown, I go a lurid orange colour. Not pleasant at all :/
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:12,
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ah, you suffer from Dickinsonitis
a very serious condition. however, if it's caught and treated in the early Winton stage, it is often curable.
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:15,
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Sheeeeit.
Better go to't doctor's about it. I'm too young to be selling myself out on crappy TV shows.
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:28,
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hurry, there's still time!
if you feel the urge to say such things as "cheap as chips" or "bobby dazzler", you may need a ronsealectomy
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:31,
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fuck the compo
if we both filmed ourselves bouncing around together, we could make a FORTUNE
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:26,
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No good, I haven't tanned in years; I'm sort of pale blue now.
Even then I've already compo'd, what, 3 this week?
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:29,
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Celery nipples are all the rage in Paris and Milan etc
But you have to have Primula cheese n chive minge to compliment the nips.
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Mon 4 Jul 2011, 18:00,
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