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# A bit of toap - the stupid fuckers
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# there are more reasons than that "not" to kidnap those losers
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# i wouldn't kidnap them
i'd be terrified of them coming down with stockholm syndrome!
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# their lives are ruined
that much money is just going to cause more problems than solve them. If they had 161 prizes of 1 million quid, far more people would buy tickets.

1 million quid is a brilliant, spendable amount of money that would keep a sensible person happy for the rest of their lives. 161 million quid is the sort of money that could fund a private army or do lots of good things for whole communities of needy people.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:01, archived)
# or buy a secret volcano lair
a massive laser cannon, many skimpily-clad henchmen and an indoor amazonian pool stocked with red-bellied piranhas.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Are they both women?
*is uncertain*
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:03, archived)
# spot the knockers
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# well, one of them is called chris
and the other one is called.... ah - colin.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Colin, short for Caroline.
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Well
That should ensure Hollands Pies survive the economic apocalypse
(, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)