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# Just caught the news
Now there's been a murder! Ahem... sorry, rather oddly timed death by natural causes!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah, nothing, uhh... dodgy about that.
*rings up Rupert Murdoch* It is done.

I totally call it being a hitman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I swear,
Give me 2 weeks, a "£20,000 advance and I could bang out a bloody amazing gritty-crime-action-thriller based on the events of the past couple of weeks. Man-booker prize here I come!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I've heard tell a film is actually in the works?
It could just be a rumour/hoax... I imagine they'd get Mick Hucknall playing Rebekah Brooks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# this one is writing a play about it apparently
and leaking info out. predicted day rebekah would be gone a week before ...though to be fair, I'd guessed that too.

twitter.com/#!/ExNOTWjourno2

Did you hear the head of Orange/T-Mobheil has also suddenly resigned?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Interesting.
And I hadn't heard about that.

Shit, this whole scandal's causing everyone to wet themselves and resign.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# funny you should say that
this has been posted all over the interwebs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFufrqhp0eE

very funny (and yes, well done)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Best casting choices for a film EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# love
"Colin Firth as Hugh Grant"

lolz!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# "not being treated as suspicious"
funny how these whistleblowers always end up choking on their whistles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Or die from blunt-force whistle trauma incidents.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# everything is fine
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/private-investigator-cleared-of-murder-was-on-coulson-payroll-2239757.html
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# How convenient.
It does make one wonder.

Also, I think the part that blurred reality was what Murdoch did. I was hearing an argument today regarding what really happened with Dr. Kelley. Did he or didn't he commit suicide.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be logical.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# he DID NOT commit suicide.
You'd have to be a moron to believe that he did.

/dons foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Haha.
Let's all run around with foil hats on. Lalalalalala! Weeeee.

Also- sorry that this isn't a photoshop. It SHOULD be.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# something something george michael
etc

:D

weeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
MURDOCH IS BROADCASTING MIND BEAMS INTO YOUR MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)