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# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:11, archived)
# bedtime
don't have nightmares. do, sleep well. with this on your face.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)
# I came an entire river.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Prove it!
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(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# "Clive, I asked you to pop down to John Lewis for some curtain fabric. That was many, many years ago. Where have you been?"
"Well, that was the problem - " (recounts long, rambling story)
(cuts him off) - "Clive, that's the plot of the Hundred Years' War. Where have you been all this time?"
"I've been trying to fill a bath with cum."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkcCYQEKWE0
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 23 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)
# Jolly Jack's royal wedding house party?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 2:22, archived)