Have a disgruntled poster.
The chief of office gossip has decided that while she very happy to travel the office chatting to everyone, no-one is allowed to chat near her desk. Unfortunately, that's next to our office kitchen, so we're not too happy.
Anyone got any more ideas for captions for WW2-style posters on these lines? I'll try to knock them up and post the results before plastering them round the kitchen.
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:45,
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The chief of office gossip has decided that while she very happy to travel the office chatting to everyone, no-one is allowed to chat near her desk. Unfortunately, that's next to our office kitchen, so we're not too happy.
Anyone got any more ideas for captions for WW2-style posters on these lines? I'll try to knock them up and post the results before plastering them round the kitchen.
That's nice - very nice!
However, I have to be a bit careful as we have a very nice Austrian colleague I don't want to offend...
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:55,
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Would he be offended by the suggestion that the nazis were anti-semites?
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:01,
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No, but they do wonder why we still make a big thing of the war.
My first answer is "because we won?", but this may be frowned on.
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:21,
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GOSSIP is the language of the ENEMY
also: You never know who's ustening!
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:53,
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also: You never know who's ustening!
Just call this lady a bitch and move her desk
Simple but effective.
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:55,
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I'd love to.
However, she's currently office golden child, so the poo tornado would wreak havoc on me.
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57,
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It could work out like a sitcom where the boss respects you for standing up for yourself and gives you a promotion
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Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:12,
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