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# Have a disgruntled poster.


The chief of office gossip has decided that while she very happy to travel the office chatting to everyone, no-one is allowed to chat near her desk. Unfortunately, that's next to our office kitchen, so we're not too happy.

Anyone got any more ideas for captions for WW2-style posters on these lines? I'll try to knock them up and post the results before plastering them round the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# along what lines?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# That's nice - very nice!
However, I have to be a bit careful as we have a very nice Austrian colleague I don't want to offend...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# revamp it with a different enemy and text
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Would he be offended by the suggestion that the nazis were anti-semites?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# No, but they do wonder why we still make a big thing of the war.
My first answer is "because we won?", but this may be frowned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# GOSSIP is the language of the ENEMY

also: You never know who's ustening!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# loose lips sink ships
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Oh yes, the top one is very useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# :o)
Bigger if you need
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Just call this lady a bitch and move her desk
Simple but effective.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I'd love to.
However, she's currently office golden child, so the poo tornado would wreak havoc on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# It could work out like a sitcom where the boss respects you for standing up for yourself and gives you a promotion
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Nope.
It'll be 'considered' and then left as it is.
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# CARELESS TALK COSTS WORK TIME!
And there'd be a picture of Hitler stirring his tea in the kitchen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
#
This one doesn't even need shopping
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Oh fuck yes!
I reckon I'll get at least a reprimand for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha! :D
I shouldn't be laughing at a vengeful drowning soldier, but wow. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)