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[challenge entry] Also not a starwars fan but still a click from me.

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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I believe the correct response is
"Shopped images only, please".

That is a thing of accuracy, and made me chortle. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I was once in a BMW 4x4
The driver was boyfriend of my wife's mate, and he'd borrowed it for the weekend.
We zoomed round a roundabout and cut up some boy racer in a souped up escort.

"Fuck him!" said bloke "I'm driving a BMW, so he already thinks I'm a prick. I may as well drive like one"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# this may not win
but it is subtle and most importantly true
Tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Have you never seen a BMW?
They're supposed to ship without working indicators. There's only a fault if the indicator works.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)