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[challenge entry] Heavy petting.



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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# i wish this sign was up at my local pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Right click
Save
Print
Travel to local pool
.
PROFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# they wouldn't allow it, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# call it art
and pretend your a graffiti doodling person
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Excellence.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# This is most woosome, Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Thanks, Jeevesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I find your image
pleasing *click*
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
nice

the original people in that poster look like Viz characters

edit: and on a sheer whim, I have just bought this: cgi.ebay.co.uk/110723981598

All I need to do now is decide whether to put it in my downstairs loo or on the shed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Toilet's the favourite, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I expect so
side wall so it can be appreciated by men and ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Marvellous!
I have a framed pukka pies advert in my dining room
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# I've never eaten a pukka pie.
as much as I like pies, I always think that buying one from the chippy is a wasted opportunity to eat battered plaice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I've never eaten one either
but I like their old posters!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hehehe
i like the 'turning to the dark side' one :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# love the force pushing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Clicked
and oooh how it was clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# *wonderful*!
(CjR Mix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Also not a starwars fan but still a click from me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I believe the correct response is
"Shopped images only, please".

That is a thing of accuracy, and made me chortle. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I was once in a BMW 4x4
The driver was boyfriend of my wife's mate, and he'd borrowed it for the weekend.
We zoomed round a roundabout and cut up some boy racer in a souped up escort.

"Fuck him!" said bloke "I'm driving a BMW, so he already thinks I'm a prick. I may as well drive like one"

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# this may not win
but it is subtle and most importantly true
Tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Have you never seen a BMW?
They're supposed to ship without working indicators. There's only a fault if the indicator works.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Complete geniusness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm here..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# You da man!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
*Click*

Most Bodacious Dude!
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There's a sequel to B&T coming apparently...
Confidence is not high....that it will be any good.
(SalmonFilter, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Welcome to 1991.
It was called Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

And no, it wasn't as good as Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# This is AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# This is just Friday!
*prints*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Most WOO as per Cap'n
*Clicked hard!!!*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Lovely.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Many thanks for the kind words.
Much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha, excellent.
Best Star Trek post in ages!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# You're killing the Force.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# should have included
a large Wookie as the Heavy Pet(ting)
(ceebs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 23:31, archived)