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# *pops the toaster down*
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Pickles should have a spices line. Unless they're shit pickles.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# *shits in pickles*
EDIT/ Duly changed
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# YAY!
*sells pickled shits*
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I was taking this very seriously
until the last one :)

I was wondering which I would grab first, should my house catch fire and I had to flee and was only allowed one jar.

Chutney would win with conserve coming a close second.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# You'd let Paul Weller burn then?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# excellent!
though surely marmalade should be Junior Campbell, Pat Fairley etc.?
(, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)