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# Inspired by Neon Guru :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Polar Bears 1 Humans 1
Extra time now being played.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Posh kid killed by fucking with nature
EXTERMINATE ALL BEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# No-one seems to be thanking the bear
for doing it's bit and helping clear up the gene pool a little.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I know right?
If you're going to mess about with a FUCKING BEAR, you get what you deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^ this
quite a lot, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I know I have

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I am not having kids either.
No wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# They should drop a few bears off in Tottenham.
Any bears though, not just Polar bears. I am no racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# But none of them girly type pandas though

They only go for the bamboo in your garden and then have a nice sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Anders Behring Breivik trained that Polar bear you know?
Tru fax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He WAS the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
"In Hackney Wick there lives a lass,
whose grommets would I woggle,
Her gander-parts none can surpass
and her posset makes me boggle!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# And that's not all
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# A sinister re-appearance
By Furtive, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Fucking Polars
Coming over here, taking our children.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Fucking polars: the new dangerwank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I imagine that would be incredibly cold... and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Not if you match them to the size of your penis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I rioted in Tottenham over it
Apparently looting brings back the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Only if you loot a cemetery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I think all the papers must be on the edge of their seats,
waiting for a chance to run a 'Looting in Tooting' headline.

Anyway, it's created some much-needed jobs in the construction and shopfitting sectors. Let's loot our way out of recession.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I think this could work and spur us further embarrassment.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It's all part of the 'ealing process.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Eh! Eh! Camden! Camden!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Posher one:
"Stealing in Ealing"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# the police need to form a Polar Bear mounted division
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# They would be useful to counter the threat of
Bombdogs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Terrierist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a safety poster, just a warning sine (that doesn't deserve its own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Oh dear lord,
There is no pan large enough for the spanging...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)