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[challenge entry] i can't help it, i'm tired today

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(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# WARNING
man in balaclava / dildo apparatus
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# all that gimpery is tiring
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Ain't nothin but a G-thang
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i do like a man who looks good in black rubber
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Now you've done it!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# i'm suddenly glad
my computer is too old and shit for me to watch youtube
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# It was only a baby sloth yawning, but you can never be too sure.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# that's pretty much what they do
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# BEWARE: UPSET GIMP WITH KNIFE IN HEAD PATROLS THESE GARDENS
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# not my garden
there's a big dog out there
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# sleep deprived feral man with slack anus is not dog
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# it's a big dog called red
if it was a man, i'd be much happier to fuck his shit right up for barking outside my bedroom window at 7 a.m.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Why have you got a dog in your garden?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# communal garden
fuckers moved into the end flat about 4 months ago. their dog is mental. constantly yelling at it to fuck off seems to be having an effect on them, though.
the try to keep it away from my windows now.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# There's a girl in the garden
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# in the garden.
there is a girl.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Bugger :-(
Thought you lived in a house with your own garden.....
I have to share mine with 3 others as well, nobody ever uses it including me, I'd like to sit outside sometimes but just don't want to have to talk to the fucktards if they pass.....
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ours is shared between ten flats
we've got a patio, tables and a barbecue. it's nice sometimes to sit out on a warm evening and have a drink with my less retarded neighbours
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Out of the 3 others that I share with....
One lives somewhere else so is never ever in....
Another lives around the other side on the building so never ever comes around to the back where the garden is....
But my next door neighbour has to come threw the garden the same as myself to get in and out of the flat..... and he is just a total peice of alcohic retarded scum that I just tolorate in a hello sort of way to maintain a mutual tolorance... but he's a twat and I just don't want to talk to him at all
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# sounds like one of mine
opening the blinds at 9 in the morning to see him and his pissed-up mates sitting out there, drinking their breakfast bottles of white lightning is unpleasant.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Come the day of the revolution... we'll stick em up against the wall..!!.. ;-)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# oh hell, yes
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# I should really put that sign up.
The postmen aren't very keen on coming to the door.
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# leave a horse corpse in the garden
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yawning Contagion Hazard sounds and looks like he's a member of the Norwegian IRA
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# he might be
he does have a life outside his warning poster modelling, you know
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Maybe I could employ him part time to spell all my posts correctly for me....!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# i keep him pretty busy
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# On spelling.. or special duties....?
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# special duties, of course
i don't usually need help with spelling
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Just as I thought....... ;-)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# this actually does make me yawn
i say well done for that, even though it does deafeat the point of the warning a little.

XO
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# SUCCESS!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)