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'Pope rather pleased'.

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(I helped save b3ta! dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Pope says "Woo! and Yay!, surely...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)
#
Whats latin for woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Be the first in your in crowd
To wear a T-shirt of the Turin Shroud
You'll be so proud
Of your Turin Shroud
T-shirt
Amen

A significant, but imaginary prize for anybody who can identify the source of that ditty.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Not the Nine O Clock News
in the bit where the pope visits England (on the Album 'Not in Front of the Audience' I think...)

[the musical about Freddy Laker is brilliant-
I'm just a piece of handbaggage,
goinf round & round,
one one of those things you have at airports,
you know,
the thing they have that goes round & round & round...
you know the one I mean,
well anyway,
I'm like one of those...]

Still have that album (haven't owned anything with a needle to play it on for well over 10 years), it was leant to me by a schoolfriend who recently got in touch with me via 'Friends Reunited' also hasn't got anything to play it on...
He has changed his name now, although his name when I was a school with him was Hani...?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Indeed it is
The imaginary cheque for £1,000,000 is in the post.

I'm just a piece of hand baggage
That's all I am to him
He unzips me
Removes a pair of underwear
And stashes me in the wardrobe of his mind

Great tune that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)
# June 1984(?)
& Freddy was in trouble...

wonder if you can get it on CD?
/Googles
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Let me know if you can
I've got it on vinyl (and Hedgehog Sandwich too), but I don't have a record player any more.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)
# No joy:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Ooooh! Oooooh!
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/026-0996671-1689209
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Nope
dead link :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 16 Apr 2003, 9:59, archived)
# bur you must have mates that are planning on becoming
famous Djs! everyone does, ask one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I did have friends who wanted to be DJs
but they were all complete pillocks.

The LPs are also warped. Anybody know how to unwarp vinyl?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)
#
a bit of gentle heat using warm to hot water then put on a flat surface with heavy books on top sometimes works
(I helped save b3ta! dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)
# is it
real?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Its as real as you want it to be
(I helped save b3ta! dirk gentley, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Thats quite
profound.
or I'm drunk again
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Tue 15 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)