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# i'm a size 8 with grecian feet
if i wear open-toe shoes, i look like an eagle trying to grasp a branch
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# Being tall I too have size 8 feet which is why my work shoes look horrendous
however we are not allowed to wear our own shoes damn restrictions
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# that's terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# tell me about it - not even a decent pair of Doc Martins which I love to wear
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# stage a protest
and tell them they're denying you your rights. if you can claim they're being sexist, you're bound to win.


not that i'm advocating playing the sexism card, of couse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# They don't care there is only about a dozen women drivers
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# My biggest problem is being in between two sizes
Size 6s tend to be too tight and give me blisters, and size 7s are like flip flops.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Same problem with the work shoes
which makes my problem even worse it's like I'm wearing clown shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Good for stomping on belligerent passengers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# does my head in finding shoes
i went shopping on thursday, got 6 outfits in less than half an hour. took me over an hour to find a pair of shoes, which have given me massive weeping blisters and have now gone in the bin :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Gah shoes! I love them and they hate me
what I'd really love to get is a nice pair of black ninja shoes I think they would be really comfortable and super cool
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# I find if the ones that hurt at first end up becoming the most comfortable
While the ones that feel comfy in the shop end up being really uncomfortable if you wear them for more than an hour or so.
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# I'm a seven,
and in heels can top 6'. Side on i look like a golf club with boobs.
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# i was 5"5
now i'm 5"3. my mum has shrunk down to 4"11, which worries me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:
"Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time"
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# pfff!
fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# night night Smashy
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# BEST BOOKS EVA
No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.
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# I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories
The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I love all his work.
The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.
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# My dad's got all the biographies
And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# haha I used to have that problem but now I have a busdrivers' stomach too
or drivers' airbag as they call it
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