O - Swear at the white van for having the audacity to be on the road, then mount the pavement to avoid the crossing because the highway code does not apply to youedit: aww damn-it - looks like that was almost covered in the lights post above :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:32,
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Haha, you're way ahead of meof course the presence of motor vehicles on the road absolves the cyclist of any responsibility towards pedestrians or other road users
if it's a white van, I believe you're allowed to run down two toddlers and a cat
(if it's a white van, I believe you're allowed to run down two toddlers and a cat
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:37,
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You are also permitted to stop in the middle of the road to load/unload regardless of any traffic issues you may cause
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:44,
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Whilst...maintaining a strong air of moral superiority for saving the planet single handedly.
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..wil,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:38,
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we should all bow down an worship them for their sacrifice! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:46,
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free glass of wine and croissant with every bike sold
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:50,
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You may enjoy this...(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:01,
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