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[challenge entry] Nick Nick Nick

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(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Jim Davidson needs cunting in the fuck until he's more sorry for being such an utter cunt
than Charlie Gilmour is for being a complete fucking nob.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# i'd actually watch the x factor if there were zombies on it
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# They could call it the Ex Factor.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# that's the one
where famous couples get a surprise divorce
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# they are
all dead inside
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# and in cowell's case, rotting
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Cowell
sucks
Satan's
pecker!
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# that's a slur against satan
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# felching
satan's gimp?
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# i'm sure channel 4 are showing that
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# E4 are onto
the 8th season.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# this really wouldn't surprise me
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# I made a fortune selling the format rights, I'll have you know!
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# wish i could
bugger, duty calls :(
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# wishes she could bugger?
*hmmm*
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Thought there already were....
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# not quite dead enough for my liking
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I think I saw 3 minutes of it once when I switched on to set the recorder for something else...
But don't know if it was X factor or aren't there some other that are basicly the same.....
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# yep, shit breeds, apparently
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Erm - exactly what else was worth recording on ITV anyway?
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I just switched the TV on to set the recorder for another chanel later in the evening...
And it was on that particular chanal
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:58, archived)
# The new campaign picture for stop smoking......
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Are you still a non-smoker?
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Yes unfortunately.... :-(
Every minute is a crave fest just wanting to smoke.....

But squerting the nasal spray and sucking the living daylights out of the inhalators last thing at night, takes away all the physical syptoms, just the mental cravings of being chain smoker for going on 30 years to deal with ...!!

I miss the taste most of all...
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:32, archived)
# sugar-free lollipops
they can really help
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I hate sweets totaly......
I just 100% miss the taste of tobacco... the way it makes everything else taste.... drinking my espresso in the morning with the taste of fresh minty toothpaste still in my mouth is just revolting.... espresso goes with the taste of tobacco and nothing else will ever replace that taste...
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# i know what you mean
brush your teeth after your coffee
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# This
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Problem is my Espresso is about two hours after getting up....
After orange, water, tea and breakfast....
And the taste of the fresh minty toothpaste lasts for about 4 hours..!!
I just want my mouth to taste like the gutter... like it has for the past 30 years... ;-)
I'll get used to it... I must admit it isn't quite as bad as it was when I first started....
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# It gets easier, honestly it does
and although the cravings never completely go away, they get replaced by a kind of nostalgia which is easier to deal with.
It really is among the absolute shittest of all addictions.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Thankyou, and I know you're right of course....
I think one of the problems I have that makes it worse is....

I don't want to stop at all... I love it...

I just need to..!
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Every Breath You Took
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Andy will eat the others.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)