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# Advertising campaign for new students thinking of going to University...
money robbing university

My actual bank balance between July '05 and August '11. GO TO UNI KIDS! :D
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Gotta love Newbie Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# believe it or not...
I first signed up to this board almost 9 years ago... it seems excessive amounts of Come Dine With Me have destroyed what was left of my brain.
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# 4 years of uni and on the dole?
perhaps a spot of actual studying might have been in order...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# ^This, pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# ;)
university involves studying...? boooollocks :-/
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# What was your subject?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Electronic Engineering...
I wanted to do something media related but was persuaded into doing something more useful! without going into unnecessary detail I messed up the last month or two and came out with a 3rd. Bad. Times.
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Could you build me a robot?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I could build you 7.
One for each day of the week. Each with their own unique comical voice.
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# I only want one
and I want it to have a serious voice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Sorry
that's why I ended up with a 3rd. Odd as it seems, i'm incapable of building robots with serious voices. I also have to build 7 at a time. One of my many flaws
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I luv sand as a canvas
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# hmmm
ok, who's got the biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# *pulls up a chair to watch*
*optimistically proffers cup of tea hoping for a biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# well
until half an hour ago, i did have a chocolate hobnob flapjack bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# now any one of 'chocolate', 'hobnob' or 'flapjack' would have been enough, but I didn't know they could be combined?!!
*nips off to 24 hour Tescos*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# they're delicious
but need more chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
(Slicko, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# haha....glad I popped over to links today....in case you missed it...check THIS out!!!
www.b3ta.com/links/T_is_for_Toilet
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Watched. Clicked. Voted.
I agree; awesome work.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Top tip for students = live off fig rolls
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I currently live off noodles, pasta etc.
pasta etc.

youtu.be/ilJ2OVtMIoU
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# it doesn't get any better
you still live off noodles, pasta, etc
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Then I'm pretty much set for life when I finally leave uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# bargain.
or is it a rip off? i forget which
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Quite a bargain if you buy big bags of it.
I can spend as little as £6-8 a week on food if I have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# *takes notes*
seriously - i'm all for new recipes - the cheaper the better - post 'em here
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Fig rolls!
They keep you regular
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# *stand clear*...*beep*...*beep*...*beep*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Ha Ha
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# What a Twerze
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
#
Eh?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:44, archived)