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# Apparently he's joined the moomins.
EDIT You're right, I could have done something constructive, such as a politely worded note via the Mail Us form, but I felt like making an ill-considered and selfish gesture on the board, venting my pique in an ineffective and poorly executed fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# i feel like ripping someone's head off
and shitting down their neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It's easier just to go to the toilet instead
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# but less rage-releasing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I've been sat in an over-warm office grappling with a particularly challenging paper that I've got to write, desperate for a distraction, but with not a shred of hummus to be found anywhere in my feeble mind.
The amount of times I've opened paint.net, stared vacantly at either a blank canvas or a source pic for 5 minutes, then closed it - I HAD TO POST SOMETHING!!

We've all been there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# draw cats in a variety of hats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# The Ten Gallon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ah, but is the cat alive or dead?
(Schrodinger's Hat?)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# *collapses quantum bubble*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# that's 9 gallons, 9 and a half at the most
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :o)
However, the size of the cat has also increased proportionately...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# cat size does not decrease hat size
so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Most 10 gallon hats would only hold 4 pints at most
/boring fact of the day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# 4 pints of strongbow, i trust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
Strongbow Drain-O

Edit: On second thoughts, they're pretty much one and the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i like strongbow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Aspalls FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Stovepipe
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# he'll never get that through the flap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hat pleases kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# kittens love hats!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# and they wear them so well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)