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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# today's episode was brought to you by the letters W, T and F
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# CTW is the new WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# good to know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# TFTV
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# have you tried asking Fraser?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Apparently he's joined the moomins.
EDIT You're right, I could have done something constructive, such as a politely worded note via the Mail Us form, but I felt like making an ill-considered and selfish gesture on the board, venting my pique in an ineffective and poorly executed fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# i feel like ripping someone's head off
and shitting down their neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It's easier just to go to the toilet instead
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# but less rage-releasing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I've been sat in an over-warm office grappling with a particularly challenging paper that I've got to write, desperate for a distraction, but with not a shred of hummus to be found anywhere in my feeble mind.
The amount of times I've opened paint.net, stared vacantly at either a blank canvas or a source pic for 5 minutes, then closed it - I HAD TO POST SOMETHING!!

We've all been there...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# draw cats in a variety of hats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# The Ten Gallon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Ah, but is the cat alive or dead?
(Schrodinger's Hat?)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# *collapses quantum bubble*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# that's 9 gallons, 9 and a half at the most
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :o)
However, the size of the cat has also increased proportionately...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# cat size does not decrease hat size
so it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Most 10 gallon hats would only hold 4 pints at most
/boring fact of the day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# 4 pints of strongbow, i trust
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
Strongbow Drain-O

Edit: On second thoughts, they're pretty much one and the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# i like strongbow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Aspalls FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Stovepipe
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# he'll never get that through the flap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# hat pleases kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# kittens love hats!
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# and they wear them so well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# !

*disappears for another few months*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Search me, guv...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# YMCA: UR DOIN IT RONG
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# If only I spoke Hovitos.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# you know what?
wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# OK guys, pack your bags.
The world has officially ended. Smash wouldn't.

It's been fun, everyone. Tra!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hey! i do have SOME standards, you know!
they're just very well hidden
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I josh with you, ma'am!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# And the fact he is pointing at a tomato is left completely ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# I heard that Fraser got caught short on a plane
pissed in the aisle, took a poo in his neighbours' complementary glass of red wine, and is currently awaiting the gendarmes' pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Strange isn't it...?
The mods have definitely been here because one of them has given Monkeon a Front Page.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I thought Monkeon just had a check box on his post options to stick it directly on the FP?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# No, I'm sure he told Wobbly that this wasn't the case.
I'm sure he told Wobbly that this wasn't the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I remember seeing that actually.
It made the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# you've uploaded yours to the front page wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

Edit: Ooooh... I see what you mean. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# so are you a mod?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# No.
I was combining the two kitten posts into one image then trying to shrink one so the main image wasn't repeated.
It seems that a mod slapped it onto the FP mid-process.

Why would they make me a mod?
:D

If I were a mod you can rest assured that there'd be 5 Toasty's on the FP right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# so what was it they were putting on the front page?
the first 2 panels or the last one?

I smell conspiracy and tin foil hats

*edit - Hahaha you're only saying that to shut me up and stop me blowing your cover ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# All three together, I hope...
I hope...I'd put the three together as two separate images but wasn't happy with the tonal differences so re-worked and uploaded it as one image. That's when the fun started...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I expect it's delayed by intense arguments behind the scenes about whether or not it should be pigs.
Fists pounding on tables, swearing, beads of sweat on foreheads, that sort of thing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# LET BACON BATTLE COMMENCE!
*sausage jousts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Counts telly wision...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)