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# Oh yes!
Hardly anyone I know is old enough to remember this pair.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# then they'd not know about
Crystal Meth and Fred Astaire
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I'd pay to see a film with that pairing.
The sparkling diamonologue, the 'innovative' dance routines, the ghastly, harrowing inevitability of the final reel...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# like Requiem for a Dream
but with a touch of Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Ah!
I see you have a poetic soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
# or I just like
novelty suffering
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Oh. Is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I've never been a big fan of The Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Playing a selection of mid-80s Cure album tracks at a squaddie's wedding reception might well give you a whole new perspective on 'novelty suffering'...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# This can actually be tried
and in the name of siunss too =)
And we may find a few Olympic standard sprinters
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:44, archived)
#
*emails Sebastian Coe*

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# pavillions rec, runcorn, next friday
bring film crew and benny hill sound effect
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
#
film crew and benny hill sound effect large petrol can, disposable lighter and enormous concealed sound system pumping out 'Yakety Sax' on loop
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
# that makes you sound like you hang about with younger people than yourself
you gigantic paedophile.
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Oh. Jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Don't lithen to the nathty man, uncle llort.
Can I have that ice cream now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# A scab and a pimple were having a popularity contest.
The pimple thought he was ahead, bursting for a win. The scab just kept chanting "Pick me!"
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Hmmm. Am I being a cunt again, is that it?
Soz all, if so.
Otherwise, nice, pithy parable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# *pfft* No, not at all. I just like to write.
The meth girl's leg scabs just got me thinking 'bout scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# yes.
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I remember the pair, but not what they did.
So I'm guessing their escapades were hardly memorable.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)