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[challenge entry] Can I use this ???
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From the Invent a new children's TV show challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Oh yes!
Hardly anyone I know is old enough to remember this pair.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# then they'd not know about
Crystal Meth and Fred Astaire
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I'd pay to see a film with that pairing.
The sparkling diamonologue, the 'innovative' dance routines, the ghastly, harrowing inevitability of the final reel...
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# like Requiem for a Dream
but with a touch of Forsyth
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Ah!
I see you have a poetic soul.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
# or I just like
novelty suffering
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Oh. Is there a difference?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I've never been a big fan of The Cure
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Playing a selection of mid-80s Cure album tracks at a squaddie's wedding reception might well give you a whole new perspective on 'novelty suffering'...
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# This can actually be tried
and in the name of siunss too =)
And we may find a few Olympic standard sprinters
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:44, archived)
#
*emails Sebastian Coe*

(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# pavillions rec, runcorn, next friday
bring film crew and benny hill sound effect
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
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film crew and benny hill sound effect large petrol can, disposable lighter and enormous concealed sound system pumping out 'Yakety Sax' on loop
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
# that makes you sound like you hang about with younger people than yourself
you gigantic paedophile.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Oh. Jealous?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Don't lithen to the nathty man, uncle llort.
Can I have that ice cream now?
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# A scab and a pimple were having a popularity contest.
The pimple thought he was ahead, bursting for a win. The scab just kept chanting "Pick me!"
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Hmmm. Am I being a cunt again, is that it?
Soz all, if so.
Otherwise, nice, pithy parable.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# *pfft* No, not at all. I just like to write.
The meth girl's leg scabs just got me thinking 'bout scabs.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# yes.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I remember the pair, but not what they did.
So I'm guessing their escapades were hardly memorable.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# CAUTION ! : Consuming Alistair intravenously can lead to problematic circulatory disorders.
And mange.
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# this is a life after they where famous program =)
clicksome
(, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)