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# Only a claw in Shetland...


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# looks like a bloody pacifist, dunnee?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# This reminds me of that Pirates of the Caribbean film
the one where the rocks were crabs - shit film though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I saw the first 20 minutes of that movie
4 times, each time on a different plane journey. I kept trying purely out of boredom. And I just couldn't get past that 20 minutes of bullshit at the beginning.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I congratulate your perseverance
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Haha it's more about disliking plane journeys enough
to want to try watching a terrible movie 4 times.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# So they didn't have Snakes on a Plane to watch
or the Harry Potter spin-off Snapes on a Plane?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:00, archived)
# haha
is it me or is b3ta on a complete go-slow tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I've not been around much.
I have a bunch of stuff to do, and a sea of laziness and distractions to wade through in order to do it.
Plus it's been a lovely day here, the first after a few days of thunderstorms and bursts of pretty heavy rain, and hopefully I'll get outside soon to take advantage of the pleasant evening.
Maybe the weather's been nice elsewhere? Is it possible some /boarders have actually ventured outside?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# What with James passing away on Tuesday I've not been out much
I was planning to do so much with my 2 weeks off work like going out to do some photography I guess I will ahve to give that a miss now. Although I might try to get out of the house to clear my head.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Sorry maiden, I think I may have missed some sad news?
Who was James?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Ah sorry thought you knew - he was a my Husband (common-law we was planning on marrying next year)
still consider him to be my husband though. He died in his sleep from ischaemic heart disease basically a lack of blood flow caused by him smoking and having diabetis.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# you went to shetland and caught crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
to out with a
(sorry, the only Shetlands we know about around here are ponies)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# ponies?
around here, that'd be classed as food
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# A take-away that delivers itself?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# :)
Is UK among those areas where you might dine on equine? Just askin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# No not at all that's a French trait ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I knew about France
same in US--eating horse would be a no-no

I've heard that in China they might eat anything with a pulse (or that ever had one within six months or so :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I can't be certain but I think horse meat is banned as not fit to eat
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# it's a bit like steak, but very stringy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# You're suppose to remove the reins ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# don't tell me, tell the bloody chef!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# hahah
those fuckin' head stalls are hard to chew
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# mmmm
I've heard of some religious sanctions against that, but never anything nutritionally unwholesome, etc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# It's certainly fit to eat
As it's eaten in many European countries.

I'm also almost certain it's legal in the UK. A blanket ban on horsemeat would probably be difficult to square with EU regulations on free trade.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Ah okay no offence meant just my ignorance - sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Offence?
None taken! I'm surprised you think I might be. Perhps I could have worded my reply better.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Ah no, just me being defensive just in case I did cause any offence to horse eaters out there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# The real question here
Is whether seamhorse meat is legal?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Seam horse is perfectly legal in all countries :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Then all is right with the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# indeed
although i'm sticking to soup tonight.
that and a bottle of wine, to be enjoyed along with die hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Die Hard - is that the Bruce Willis film or a necrophile porn flick?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# bruce willis, of course
just had a bit of an argument with the bloke in the shop. he said die hard was shit, but then said eight-legged freaks was a much better film. now, while i love them both, i have serious doubts about his taste in films.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# How can he say that Die Hard was shit the man has no taste!
I do also like Eight-Legged Freaks though - close call.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# it's madness, i tell you, madness!
alan rickman is awesome in that film!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Truly was best Rickman ever
I'm wondering now has anyone ever been Rickman Rolled? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# if that's what i'd like to imagine it is
i'm first in line
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
# damn, the headache's kicked in, time to go.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Goodnight, Smashy take care of that headache
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# nitee nite
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# I live here and smell of crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, crabby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# And lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# oooo, my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# And I live in a place called Twatt!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# fairly snug, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Is it a coastal town, a bit of a fishy place?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# u kild the bord
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)