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# AT LAST I have solved a problem in my head
Dalek zaps the bridge and helicopter and then deals with the shark, sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)
# zaps, or eats?
*fatlek lols*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# zaps*
* old expression :)
Edit: Daleks only eat soup *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I found a pube in my soup earlier.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# stop wanking into your soup, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I wouldn't mind, I didn't realise until it was in my mouth.
I won't be buying any of Asda's fresh soups again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Make your own soups
become a hippy
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# are you calling me a hippy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# yes
yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Man was born in chains
smash the cistern
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I do generally, but I thought I'd give these try.
My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# *may contain nuts*
makes me wonder now, isn't there a Euro Ruling about declaring pubes as part of the ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# always make your own soups
i do and i've never found any pubes in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Because you haven't grown any yet
?
- sorry it was crying out for that
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i'm 36
trust me, i've grown more than i need.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# You wait till
you get white ones growing out of your ears and nose mate!

*52
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# women tend not to get those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# you have no nose?? there's a joke there somewhere :)
OR EARS?? blimey, this place has changed a lot
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# head like a bowling ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# how did you set your hair on fire
or don't I ask
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# lighting an unfamiliar cooker
and forgetting that my hair wasn't tied back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# pfftt
silly but has an element of comedy...how do make a cat woof?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# set it alight
or train it extensively
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# that's because you burnt them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# ON-LY THE PURE-ST SOUP FOR DA-LEKS
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# wh_ere is my str_aw??
WH_ERE IS MY STR_AW???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# MY TASTE BUDS ARE IM-PAIRED
I CAN-NOT TASTE
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Marries
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# love 'em and exterminate 'em
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck, robo-shark! Damn Fiat Nuova Dalek!
Edit: now with added punctuation to make more sense
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# well said
did I interrupt a swearathon there?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Sorry the plastic dalek induces the latent rage virus in me
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# have you thought about seeing...wait for it, wait for it...
A Doctor?

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Doctor? Doctor Who?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Damn my dodgy 'a' key.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# But who?
There are so many of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# that one over there
there on the stair
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought you'd turned into dekinoplexis.
But reading it back, it does actually make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nah not enough Hitler and Bill Cosby :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# mit davrosjapes
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# und pommes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Extermijapes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# i disapprove of killing sharks
and fat-knack daleks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Gerr'off him, you tin-plated slug!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)