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# that's worse than my money box
which is the skull of the captain of the titanic, which i fitted with floam eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# 'splain the bit about skull of captain of Titanic
'splain explain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# it was a ceramic skull
wearing a captain's hat with titanic written on it. as he was a relative, i decided it was just bad enough taste for me to want to buy it, so i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Iseee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# it's still sitting on my computer desk
staring at me with its floamy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Captain Smith?
As portrayed by Yosser out of Boys From The Blackstuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# indeed
he was my great uncle or somesuch on my mother's side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# and speaking of boys from the black stuff
the bloke who played the doctor lived close by when i was growing up and painted a picture of my little sister as a birthday present
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I remember seeing a woman who was his great-granddaughter on a TV debate
giving a well-informed and very persuasive argument that the sinking wasn't Smith's fault, and he was let down by poor communications and the design of the ship, or somesuch. Presumably a cousin of yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# probably
but we've got a massive family and my aunt is havinhg a lot of trouble sorting out the family tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Then I suppose what you've found out so far
is just the tip of the iceberg...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Well that didn't go down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# chilling, actually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)