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# 'I'm baaaaaack'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# that's worse than my money box
which is the skull of the captain of the titanic, which i fitted with floam eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# 'splain the bit about skull of captain of Titanic
'splain explain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# it was a ceramic skull
wearing a captain's hat with titanic written on it. as he was a relative, i decided it was just bad enough taste for me to want to buy it, so i did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Iseee
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# it's still sitting on my computer desk
staring at me with its floamy eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Captain Smith?
As portrayed by Yosser out of Boys From The Blackstuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# indeed
he was my great uncle or somesuch on my mother's side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# and speaking of boys from the black stuff
the bloke who played the doctor lived close by when i was growing up and painted a picture of my little sister as a birthday present
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# I remember seeing a woman who was his great-granddaughter on a TV debate
giving a well-informed and very persuasive argument that the sinking wasn't Smith's fault, and he was let down by poor communications and the design of the ship, or somesuch. Presumably a cousin of yours then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# probably
but we've got a massive family and my aunt is havinhg a lot of trouble sorting out the family tree
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Then I suppose what you've found out so far
is just the tip of the iceberg...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# *headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Well that didn't go down well...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# chilling, actually
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# At least you're up front about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# you should be the baack expert by now
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Believe you me . . . I'm working on it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# FUCK!
8 hours board on one page? Are people starting to follow Howdy's lead?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Been really slow
but exactly what was Howdy's lead?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# He's fucked off hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# has he?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# He left for unknown reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:09, archived)
# The weird thing is, it came out of the blue, for me at least.
I didn't see him have any run ins with anyone or do anything silly like flounce. I will miss his great work to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I know he's been breaking his fingers doing proper manual labour type work recently
perhaps paying the bills and doodling for shits and giggles is incompatible for him at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The real world is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# that's why i try to avoid it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ^
i'm moving to the internet
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# i'm fucking off to spain on friday
that should help
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# let us know about where the rain falls, mainly
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# in the mountains, actually
i've been stoned on my balcony and watched some cracking storms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# then we've been fed lies forever :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yes we have
but when it rains near the coast, it rains big time. flooded streets within 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# It was a bit sudden for me too.
I guess, as suggested below, work or something else became top priority. Bloody reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# odd though--
he alluded to "reasons" but seemed to be intentionally tight lipped about them
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Must have been something quite personal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# thus saying quite clearly
none of our business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Whatever it is, I hope it's nothing serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# yea, like prison or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# haha
prison
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# he may be back
we'll just have to wait and see
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# We can only hope. He was a good guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Lots of people on holidays
That's all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Richard Gere's dead?
Why did no one tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Richard Gere is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# But don't worry, the gerbils(s) survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# burrowing out isn't too difficult before rigor mortis sets in
then it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# no worries--he's immortalized in concrete
along with gerbil partner
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# oddly cute
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)