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# *votes Disney*
-America will be the manliness one again

-I hate Labour

-I hate Jesus
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
# but...Jesus loves you
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# He's a bit free with this love this Jesus bloke,
he told me he loved me and that I was the only one and now I find out he's been carrying on with everyone, literally everyone!

*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That's how he ended up with the AIDS.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Of course you must have heard of Christian Aid before - he made it plurals ;)
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# don't give me it, you knew it wasn't exclusive..
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# That's not what you told me last night!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Tellin' me!
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(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 17:00, archived)
# no I don't
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Oi you! where have you been until this hour of the night?
Staggering back in stinking of sacrificial wine having given all your loving out to all those trollops!

*bashes on head with rolling pin*

**I do not in any condone domestic violence except for comedy effect
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# takin' it all back now eh?
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# He's probably a bit pissed that he had to be nailed to that cross on a bank holiday.
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# probably rained all day too :(
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Serves him right for getting hammered on Good Friday!
(, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)