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[challenge entry] Fuck you, you muddy puddle jumping bitch.
you muddy puddle jumping bitch.

From the Invent a new children's TV show challenge. See all 159 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# tasty piggy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I suppose you want bacons now instead of cheese cake....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# no, bacons hurt :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That's not fare.....
When's the big set off on the coach then...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# getting the cab from here at 5.10 friday morning
should get on the ferry by lunchtime, be near paris by 9, stop off in montpelier about 10, at the hotel by 9 saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# yay..... making you sound like James Bond...!! with you jetset life style!
Hope you gat a mice pearson to sit next to ....
Well I'm not going to correct my typos here as they just made me laugh...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# arf!
i got a late booking quite easily, which means that if the coach isn't full, i'll get 2 seats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Yay... streeeeeeeeeeeeeetch out..!!
Your talk of France was making me type like the policeman out of ello ello talks..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# as i was saying down there
peanut butter in the cheesecake, yes or no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53, archived)
# I think it will make it a little bit too gluey....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# probably
i'll try half and half. that way, if it doesn't work out, i'll only fuck up half the cheesecake and it'll stop me eating the whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Might just work if you have a few whole peanuts to stick in the mix for a bit of crunch...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# i've just whisked the filling with a balloon whisk
before thinking to myself "hang on, i'm sure i've got an electric whisk somewhere".
i haven't. i've got 2 of the fuckers, one was still in the box. on the plus side, i now have bubble wrap to play with :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I thought you said you'd never had a job?
So how come you're going on holiday and I'm not :(
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# by scrimping and saving for over 2 years
and saving birthday and christmas money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Now this has me wondering about bacon flavoured cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Maybe a savory version would work.... also with parma ham chives and smoked salmon...
not all in one though...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# It could just work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# good moaning!
i'm just wondering if a layer of chunky peanut butter on top of the biscuity base will ruin my cheesecake or turn it into a thing of beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha!
meant this as a reply to you up there!^
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Hahaha.....
You could try putting a little bit of peanut butter and cream cheese on a digestive biscuit to find out...!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Spread peanut butter on one half that way it won't be entirely wasted
if you're wrong but will be entirely devoured if you are correct - please report back findings
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# i intend to
it's now in the fridge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# digestive biscuit under the grill for a minute
then spread with butter and black cherry jam
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I'd be surprised if that came out tasting like bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# it won't
but it's very tasty nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# quiche lorraine?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I was going to say this..... but her name isn't Lorraine though....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:38, archived)
# That's more an eggy flan
not the same consistency - we know eggs and bacon and cheese go together but will cheesecake and bacon blend?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Speaking as a holier-than-thou, smug vegetarian git,
I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Just put cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...;-)
Well people like cream cheese and bacon sandwiches so it should as long as you use the correct cream cheese ..
I think it's worth putting cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit to find out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:44, archived)
# tbh I don't really know what makes a cheesecake
I don't think it has anything to do with cream cheese
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I though it was digestive biscuite base...
Covered with mascarpone cheese and whatever flavour mixed through the cheese... I maybe wrong but am pretty sure
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Seems you are right
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2869/new-york-cheesecake

Philadelphia soft cheese with golden caster sugar, plain flour, vanilla extract, soured cream, eggs and lemon juice

bacon may just work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I was just googling myself...!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mascarpone

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# What about putting cream cheese and bacon on a digestive biscuit?
I reckon that could work. Why has no-one thought of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I think you should be our guiniepig and do it....
You can then let us know what it's like....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Unfortunately that's a no-go
www.b3ta.com/board/10517446
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Haha.. I noticed that after I replied...!
They'll have to have it with parma ham or smoked salmon if they can't eat bacon..!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# *holds out for daddy pig scratchings*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# mmmm
yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)