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[challenge entry] Sexy Everyday

I think the words 'Finding it Hard' would do...

From the Sexy Everyday Objects challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ris?
shoe fetishist?
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm always finding it hard!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# I say!
Did you just put a canoe in your pocket?

/Flashheart blog
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Just happy to see you, JPG!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Phwoar!
:D
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Hubba HUBBA!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# woof!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# You!
Where have you been, then?
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# spain
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# still no youtube
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Bah!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# *office Lolzorz*
WTF is that??????
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# I still have no idea
Even though I've been rewatching that over the last couple of months. Must've seen it about 15 times by now.

Let me tell you, it doesn't make any more sense than it did the first time I watched it.

But I think I love it.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# It's completely brilliant.
I can't stop giggling at 'tone-speech' guy. Superb :D
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# And very nice too!
(I hope it was)
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# oh, it was
25 degrees at night, 34 during the day. fell asleep in a bush, got a tan, lost all my pills and got a chest infection from a baby on the way there. hurts to breathe right now, but i still had a ball! :D
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Too.
Many.
Joke.
Opportunities.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i did spend most of the holiday with the nickname Kate
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# You're doing this deliberately, aren't you?
*nearly has seizure from laughing too much*
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# no, i'm not
also got stalked by a nutbar called mohammed
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Profit!
fit! phet!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# You fell asleep in a bush?
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# yes i did
went for a walk along the beach about 2 a.m with some bods from the hotel. decided to sit down on the grass for a bit of a rest(yes, i was pissed.) and fell asleep, before toppling sideways into a bush. had to wash twigs out of my undercrackers.
tip of the day: if you're planning to sleep in a bush, wear trousers, not a dress.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# I'll try to remember that
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# do so
it saves time and twiggy undies
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Boobs or bum?
Either way, you need to see a greater variety of both.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# When my mum said "Variety is the spice of life"
I never thought she might be talking about porn
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# *ahem*
the spice of life a poor selection of small boxes of breakfast cereal.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Always with the 2 packets of cornflakes!
why cornflakes? they are the "magnolia emulsion" of cereals.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# one for eating
one for putting in the pants for a crunchwank
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# 0_0
I have never been so.....INSPIRED!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:09, archived)
# i live to inspire
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:11, archived)
# mmmm
sexy cancer
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# ^ the best kind
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
talk wank
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, archived)
# .__.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)