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I don't get it
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
# well, back when I was your age, we had these clunky wired telephones.
They had to remain connected to a wire since that's where the conversation would travel (primitive, yes,,, I know).

Some of us called them landlines, because they would explode when you step on them.

aww damn, I cannot finish my story, because the nurse has arrived with my nightly injections.

(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Right,
telephones connected to a wire.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)
# you havent been listening!
NO NO NO!!!
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I was there, man.
And DVDs? They used to be these big plastic box things you pushed into a machine. Crazy days.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)
# DVDs?
Fuck's sake, get with the times Grandpa.

It's all about digital distribution. I mean, who buys DVDs anymore? I just stream everything I want from my hard drives straight onto my telly. Apple are even selling computers without DVD drives and we all know that Apple can do no wrong.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Like this high tech video:
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# this works quite well
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# you're right!
I haven't been able to shit for 3 days. After 30 seconds of this, I completely evacuated my bowels
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# your welcome
*patents*
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# oh! so that was you're idea
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# no thats just how science works
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# science -- its' good,
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# except when its bad
and before you know it you got a bunch of sodomized electrons causing heavy electricity!
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Christ,
I think I've just shat 3 days' worth in one involuntary go.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Argh
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 5:07, archived)