
They had to remain connected to a wire since that's where the conversation would travel (primitive, yes,,, I know).
Some of us called them landlines, because they would explode when you step on them.
aww damn, I cannot finish my story, because the nurse has arrived with my nightly injections.
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Some of us called them landlines, because they would explode when you step on them.
aww damn, I cannot finish my story, because the nurse has arrived with my nightly injections.

And DVDs? They used to be these big plastic box things you pushed into a machine. Crazy days.
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Fuck's sake, get with the times Grandpa.
It's all about digital distribution. I mean, who buys DVDs anymore? I just stream everything I want from my hard drives straight onto my telly. Apple are even selling computers without DVD drives and we all know that Apple can do no wrong.
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It's all about digital distribution. I mean, who buys DVDs anymore? I just stream everything I want from my hard drives straight onto my telly. Apple are even selling computers without DVD drives and we all know that Apple can do no wrong.

I haven't been able to shit for 3 days. After 30 seconds of this, I completely evacuated my bowels
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Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:47,
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and before you know it you got a bunch of sodomized electrons causing heavy electricity!
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