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# Appropriate captcha I just came across
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
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I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:40, archived)
# well, back when I was your age, we had these clunky wired telephones.
They had to remain connected to a wire since that's where the conversation would travel (primitive, yes,,, I know).

Some of us called them landlines, because they would explode when you step on them.

aww damn, I cannot finish my story, because the nurse has arrived with my nightly injections.

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Right,
telephones connected to a wire.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:50, archived)
# you havent been listening!
NO NO NO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I was there, man.
And DVDs? They used to be these big plastic box things you pushed into a machine. Crazy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:54, archived)
# DVDs?
Fuck's sake, get with the times Grandpa.

It's all about digital distribution. I mean, who buys DVDs anymore? I just stream everything I want from my hard drives straight onto my telly. Apple are even selling computers without DVD drives and we all know that Apple can do no wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Like this high tech video:
Something is happening, very slowly.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# this works quite well
tubedubber.com/#nr_CJL1YQRc:jOEO_fgG3-I:0:100:0:0:1
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# you're right!
I haven't been able to shit for 3 days. After 30 seconds of this, I completely evacuated my bowels
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:47, archived)
# your welcome
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# oh! so that was you're idea
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:52, archived)
# no thats just how science works
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# science -- its' good,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# except when its bad
and before you know it you got a bunch of sodomized electrons causing heavy electricity!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:15, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Christ,
I think I've just shat 3 days' worth in one involuntary go.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:53, archived)
# Argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 5:07, archived)
# The complete array of their Captcha questions is
"Hiddencharges", "Landlines", "LotsOfDowntime" and "Cunts"

so "Landlines" is actually the least appropriate of the captchas you could have got on their site.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:48, archived)
# I used their mobile 'broadband' when I was in the UK...
It instantly reverted me to a filesize nazi when viewing b3ta, watching my bandwidth tick down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 0:55, archived)
# I used to have to use firefox plug-ins
to block all images and flash, and I'd somehow still end up with a ridiculous bill due to their disproportionate bandwidth fines every month.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 1:01, archived)