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# Hello.

Previous helpful advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# sound advice
I had to unblock a toilet this morning because there was a banana skin in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# it just slipped out
LOLATHON!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Who the fuck ate a banana skin?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# if i saw a banana skin in my toilet, i'd be very worried
and then sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Sorry, that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Jawa Mushrooms!

Make poo brown
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# They'll look a picture at the ball.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Shiitakeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Haha..... I think the guy in this story found your advice about spanking on Monday a bit soft....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-14820584
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# GARLIC BREAD?!
And there was my representation of Peter Kay's entire career.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# peter kay can go and shit in his best hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# It's bad enough people are trying to be him now.
*cough*JasonManford*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# oh god, don't get me started
i quite like sarah millican, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Yeah, she ain't bad.
I think too many 'comedians' today aim for fame, not for appeal, like that Michael McIntyre cunt selling himself out everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# he's another one i'd like to twat with a fresh cod
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Haha, get in line.
Anything to fuck up the sniveling ponces day.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I liked him when he first came on the TV.. now I'm bored of him....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# always hated him, the unfunny shitpile
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# I just liked the northrn humour... but only when it first came on the tv and was still fresh..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# if i met a person who acted like that
i wouldn't want anything to do with them, so why should i find someone doing a perfect imitation of a cunt even remotely funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Alan Partridge? The young ones? Bottom? Black adder? they're all pretty cunty..and I wouldn't want anything to do with any of them
But laughing at them at not with them?

Or is he just one of those you find that iritating you could never laugh..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# the young ones, bottom and blackadder are all in my good books
alan partridge is on the irritating cunt i could never laugh at list, along with peter kay and michael mcintyre
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I don't even know who Micheal Mcintyre is..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:38, archived)
# lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# He's a one-trick pony.
He was amusing at first, but only because he mentions things like Video Library VHS cases.

Now it's kinda sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I only liked the program...Was it pheonix nights? didn't like his stand up shows...
And only like the first couple of series... it was just a bit different untill it all became the same....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Phoenix Nights was pretty damn good, I have to admit.
It didn't jam Northern culture down your throat nearly as much as his stand-alone stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# It could have been a parody of a documentry of a working mens club anywhere in Britain...
But with a northen twist that gave it a twist of honesty, that made you cringe at yourself as you laughed at it's credibility....

"We'll be serving proper food, like scampie and chicken and chips in a basket..."
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I totally get you.
If you watch 'That Peter Kay Thing', it definitely puts the idea that it's a satire forward. And if that's what they were going for, it certainly worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Garlic bread's srs biznz.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# sound advice!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)