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# If Apple made tea?
BUY OUR TEA OR BE TERMINALLY UN-HIP FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!

WHAT? YOU'RE ONLY USING TEA 1.0? LOSER! BUY TEA 2.0 NOW OR LIVE IN A STATE OF PERPETUAL SHAME AT YOUR PRIMITIVE TEA!

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE YOUR OTHER TEA! WE DECIDE WHAT TEA IS GOOD AROUND HERE, LACKEY! NOW GO BUY OUR TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I love Turkish Elma Çay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# I CARE NOT FOR YOUR PREFERENCE, MORTAL!
BUY OUR TEA NOW!

EDIT *googles* Ohhhh... apple tea. Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# coffee in the morning
tea in the afternoon

edit: bow in my presence, peasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# NEVER COFFEE! DAVID MITCHELL DRINKS COFFEE. SEE HOW UNCOOL HE IS?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, archived)
# he wears some smashing sweaters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# He probably drinks instant coffee
not freshly ground fresh pots!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# yeh!
*closes jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:17, archived)
# me too
It is the correct way
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:14, archived)
# I second ^^^this^^^
Edit: 3rd it as Wasp got in first....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I have tea when I get up
Coffee when I get to work

And tea thereafter

Or beer, obvs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Me too, although it doesn't have much to do with tea. I might even have some in a drawer somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# And also
you would need to re-learn how to drink it and hold your mug.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# And you would always feel a nagging sense of worry
that your mug was going to be superseded in 6 weeks by M-ug 05.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)