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[challenge entry] New Tetley campaign....
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From the Tea challenge. See all 208 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# she's the biggest living nail in the lid of the coffin of lesbianism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# mmmmm.... lesbian coffins.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# better than lesbian seagulls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Well, durr...
of course they are!

Apologies, in a very stupid mood hungover state this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# as i will be tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Fuck me, Redbush tea is horrible
and caffeine-free, so pointless
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# "naturally caffiene free"
So it's not tea then, just some... red bush...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# And as our colonial cousins would put it:
"Tastes of Ass"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# well, i'm sure they'd be able to recognise the taste.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *has uncomfortable 'Human Centipede' flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# man, that was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# You!
*gropes*
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# *cops a feel*
Not too bad, tired as fuck due to mahoooosive project that is running out of control but hometime soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# so, it tastes like regular tea then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# *removes burning coat*
*stops, drops and rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# I agree that redbush is horrible
but no-one in their right mind drinks tea for the caffeine do they? I'd need about 70 cups to equal my morning coffee caffeine content.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# It depends
Russian soldiers on the Afghan front used to, when they couldn't get enough heroin, boil down 80 bags or so into a single cup of viscious (and probably viscous) brown liquid

apparently it gives you one hell of a rush and is also highly addictive
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# wasn't there some eyewash back in the day
about how a cup of tea actually had more caffeine in it than a cup of coffee. Can't quite recall.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# That is eyewash
Tea leaves have more caffeine by weight than coffee beans, but it takes more beans to make a cup of coffee, so coffee is (in most cases) stronger than tea
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Also beans are heavier than leaves
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *notes down for future reference*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# tea is for home,
cause you cant get a decent cup on da streets
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# it's probably more wispy white these days
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)