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# now then...

I know Holly in Red Dwarf was based on HAL in 2001, so this sort of doesn't work as a joke, but you know what? - sometimes you just need to say 'FUCK IT' to what's right and what's wrong, to what's funny and what isn't and just do what you want to do. BREAK THE RULES! DISOBEY AUTHORITY! STICK YOUR FINGER UP TO THE MAN! TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU ARE A REAL PERSON, AND THAT YOU COUNT. YOU MATTER. YOU WILL BE HEARD AND THAT NOBODY, NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP YOU!

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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 19:59, archived)
# we are talking jape of the decade
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:00, archived)
# We're talking April, May, June, July AND August fools
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:01, archived)
# april, may, june, july and august
EDIT: damn your ninja'ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# took the book on holiday with me
to read on the journey. i must have been the quietest bloody passenger on that coach!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# it's quite different to the TV show isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:10, archived)
# very
better than life is better, i think. read them both at least 3 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# You fly south then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# i wish
i HATE being cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# re sig: lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# fortunately, i'm not affected! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:13, archived)
# just the Coulrophobia then, ironically?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# yep
that and pediophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# so you wouldn't like this pic then...
www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/horror.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:19, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
fuck, that's the most horrific thing i've seen in my life! i only clicked because it said dvorak!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# you're a bad man, griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# I suggested you wouldn't like it!
I was just conducting some research
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:23, archived)
# i won't sleep now
where the fuck did i put that bottle of wine.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Rule 34 again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
# seam horsey to seam horsey 4
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# QUEEG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Be grateful for what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# or was it the yellow cable?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:04, archived)
# I just looked up 'milking a dog' with safesearch off
wish I hadn't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:05, archived)
# rule 34?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# yes
*goes back to rocking*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:11, archived)
# so have this instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU0QPGbYUn0
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# pffft
that's the spirit man. type up that manifesto and tell me where to sign
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I've calmed down now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:09, archived)
# damn it
I stuck my finger up the man and now we're just looking at each other like, what the fuck? Your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:21, archived)
# oh. sorry.
which finger did you use? It should be the middle one. I didn't mention that specifically because I thought it was obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:25, archived)
# ah, right
Pinky finger's out then, is it? *scribbles furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# if i did that, he'd get a punctured colon
you should see the size of my fingernails
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:12, archived)
# that looks like a Mr Kipling's Beef Bakewell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ^this, hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:15, archived)
# mmmmmm
exceedingly meaty
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:20, archived)
# 6? Do me a lemon! That's a poor IQ for a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Subbuteo, Snakes and Ladders, you name it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 20:33, archived)