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# © Grammar & Spelling Sponsored by Riverghost Industries
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# thats mean
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# At least Moguragunsou has an excuse :P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# my corduroy aardvark was fellated in a trapezium
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# you need a new translation phrasebook
that's not how you ask where the nearest cafe is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# In response, I was handed a pineapple.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you were clearly talking to a spy
as pineapples can be used to remove fingerprints
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Makes note:
Next time I rob a place, I'll be sure to rub it down with a pineapple before I leave.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# no, no, no
it removes the prints from your actual fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# So does a potato peeler.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# but that hurts
and leaves lots of blood, which has DNA in it. you can still be traced.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# I have completely removed the
skin from all my fingers through too much arseing around with superglue recently. truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# used to love putting wood glue on my hands
and then peeling it off when it dried
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# ah yes :0)
they should give spies night classses in arts and crafts that'll sort their fingerprints out
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# i think they do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# copydex?
(may have misremembered)
modern pva just doesn't feel right...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
pineapple vegemite sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# do you come from a land down under?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# where women glow and men plunder?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# that's the place
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# no. no i don't
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# me neither
they've got too many deadly animals there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15, archived)
# this is true
but we love them nevertheless!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Industrees, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Lit blog
Attempted to read Haruki Murakami in english. Oddly he opted to translate it himself. In one novel, Sputnik Sweetheart, the first half has extremely awkward language (but a rather nice story) and in the second half the language is OK (but the story is all over the place). Perhaps my brain adjusted to the language.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 15 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)