is this some football thing?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03,
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He fucks trees to remind himself of Cheryl while she is away.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:05,
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No it's a tree fucking thing
/pointless I hate football response is pointless blog
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:07,
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no, he's just the first celebrity/vaguely known name that rhymed with "loves a dark hole" that I could think of
second choice was George Cole, but that would be even weirder
Ashley made sense as he's in the press a lot for knobbing things/people
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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George Cole's knob is massive.
Really massive.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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so he has to use both hands to open his front door then?
/not even worthy of a /coat
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27,
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Shame Edward Tudor-Pole doesn't scan.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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the extra randomness of George Cole
might have made the even better!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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