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# is this some football thing?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# He fucks trees to remind himself of Cheryl while she is away.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# No it's a tree fucking thing
/pointless I hate football response is pointless blog
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# no, he's just the first celebrity/vaguely known name that rhymed with "loves a dark hole" that I could think of
second choice was George Cole, but that would be even weirder

Ashley made sense as he's in the press a lot for knobbing things/people
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# George Cole's knob is massive.
Really massive.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# so he has to use both hands to open his front door then?
/not even worthy of a /coat
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Shame Edward Tudor-Pole doesn't scan.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# the extra randomness of George Cole
might have made the even better!
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)