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# Happy Candles
and may I suggest Flaming Shit Hammers, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks!
These Flaming Shit Hammers you speak of sound good, but I'd heard about a new one with the Blessed-o-tron Clank Amplifier 2000 feature, do you have any of those in stock?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Unfortunately not there has been a product recall as the Blessed-o-trons
were considered in violation to the Geneva Convention... which at present it being contested by a group of specialised deaf solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07, archived)
# 'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!
In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14, archived)
# The old ways were the best ways
but you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)