I'd just look all innocent'No, Mr FBI, I didn't see a satellite fall in my garden! That smoking crater? I did that last night. I, err, was playing around with Semtex.'
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boris the spider,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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"Had a bit of a dodgy vindaloo. That used to be an outhouse."If that fails, I'll just claim 'Finders keepers'.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:11,
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Hmmm. I'd go for the Semtex in the toilet"I had a septic tank down there. It was all a bit blocked so I dropped in some plastic explosive."
( boris the spider,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:13,
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"Yes I know it's been a decade or two since the ceasefire......but it was taking up room in the attic."
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19,
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*urp*Pardon me...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:45,
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I thought this was how they recorded the Inception BWAAAAAR noise until...(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:48,
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